Really, he did!
Here’s who else I’d vote for over Barack Obama:
- My next door neighbor. I don’t know him that well, but he keeps the bushes trimmed between our properties so I don’t think he’d be sending illegal weaponry to Mexico to see what happened.
- My sister. If she were elected, she’d invite Oingo Boingo to play the inauguration.
- Oingo Boingo. Though technically since they’re a band rather than a person, they couldn’t hold office. I still think they’d be better.
- My martial arts instructor. He might have taken a few too many blows to the head but I don’t think he’d make the Secret Service leave town for Christmas. (GW Bush stayed in DC for the holidays so his detail could get time with their families.)
- Ron Paul, Newt Gingrich, Romney, Perry, Santorum, Bachman.