It’s enough to drive one to drink – not that I need much prodding. Rick Perry, gives a speech where it looks like he’s drunk and Cain is getting hit with sexual harrassment allegations. Here’s why I don’t care:
I’m not certain Perry was under the influence, though it’s definitely an odd speech. But we’ve had some excellent Presidents who could put the booze away. John Adams drank beer for breakfast. Frankly, I wish Obama spent more time sleeping it off and less time making up bad policies.
Re: Cain, sexual harassment hasn’t mattered for politicians since Clinton. After all, Gloria Steinem argued the “one free grope” for the boss theory – as long as the boss takes “no” for an answer, it’s okay. Meh. I don’t actually care what Gloria Steinem thinks – this whole “you made me uncomfortable now pay me millions of dollars” thing just seems lame.
Finally, please, pleeeeease not Romney!!!